ChatGPT WROTE THIS

Will Artificial Intelligence Replace Me? You Decide…

This month, I’m inviting a guest writer to try to do my job. I know lots of law firms have newsletters they outsource to writers who generate the gibberish no one reads. As you can probably tell, I personally write every word of this. Until now.

I decided to ask ChatGPT a few questions, and let it do the writing. Here we go:

What Are The Most Valuable Firearms Patents?

Determining the most valuable firearms patents can be a challenging task, as the value of a patent can be influenced by many factors, including its scope, potential commercial applications, and the market demand for the technology it covers. That being said, some of the most valuable firearms patents may include:


1. The patent for the Colt revolver, which revolutionized the firearms industry in the mid-19th century with its innovative design and production methods.

2. The patents for the Glock pistol, which introduced a number of innovative features, including a polymer frame, a striker-fired mechanism, and a modular design that allowed for easy customization and maintenance.

3. The patents for the M16 rifle, which has been used extensively by the US military and other forces around the world, and which introduced a number of design innovations that improved accuracy, reliability, and ease of use.

4. The patents for the Browning Automatic Rifle (BAR), which was one of the first successful light machine guns and played a significant role in both World War I and II.

5. The patents for the Thompson submachine gun, also known as the “Tommy Gun,” which was one of the first successful submachine guns and was widely used by law enforcement and military forces around the world.

These are just a few examples of some of the most valuable firearms patents. However, it’s worth noting that the value of a patent can change over time, and new patents are constantly being developed and filed in the firearms industry.

OK, I’m initially impressed. It’s OK, but it didn’t actually answer the question. It feels like the system decided to answer a question about which are the most important firearms products, without any connection to whether they were patented, or if any patent was valuable. A little dry, and fills the space.

Do you feel wiser now? I don’t. So let’s try some legal advice…

How Can I Defer The Costs Of Getting A Patent Without Losing Rights?

If you are interested in obtaining a patent for your invention, but are concerned about the costs involved, there are several strategies you can use to defer those costs without losing your rights to the invention:

1. File a provisional patent application: A provisional patent application can be used to establish an early filing date for your invention while deferring the costs associated with a full utility patent application. A provisional patent application is less formal and less expensive than a utility patent application, but it provides you with a 12-month window to file a full patent application.

2. Use the Patent Cooperation Treaty (PCT): The PCT is an international treaty that allows you to file a single patent application that can be used to seek patent protection in multiple countries. Using the PCT can help you to defer the costs of filing separate patent applications in each country while still preserving your rights to the invention.

3. Consider licensing the invention: If you are unable or unwilling to bear the costs of obtaining a patent, you may be able to license your invention to a third party who is willing to pay for the costs of obtaining and enforcing the patent. This can allow you to retain ownership of the invention while still benefiting from its commercialization.

4. Seek funding or partnerships: If you are developing a new product or technology, you may be able to secure funding or partnerships with investors or industry partners who are willing to provide financial support in exchange for a stake in the invention. This can help you to defer the costs of obtaining a patent while still moving forward with the development and commercialization of your invention.

It’s important to note that while these strategies can help you to defer the costs of obtaining a patent, they may not be appropriate for every situation. It’s a good idea to consult with a patent attorney to discuss the best approach for your specific circumstances.

Excellent! #1 sounds like what I have said hundreds of times. Perfect. Key word “deferring” costs, which is the name of the game. #2 is about international patents, and not helpful for most. #3 is stupid. Essentially no one pays for a patent by licensing it first to others. #4 is fine, but easier said than done. As I’ve written, the farther along you are, the more likely to find licensees and investors.

What Company Has The Most Firearms Patents?

It’s difficult to say which company has the most firearms patents, as there are many different companies involved in the firearms industry and patent filings are constantly changing. However, some of the largest and most innovative companies in the firearms industry that have a significant number of patents include:

1. Browning: Browning has been a leader in the firearms industry for over a century, and the company has been granted many patents for its various firearm designs and innovations.

2. Colt: Colt has been a major player in the firearms industry since the 19th century and has been awarded numerous patents for its innovative firearm designs.

3. Smith & Wesson: Smith & Wesson is one of the largest firearms manufacturers in the world and has been granted many patents for its various firearm designs and innovations.

4. Remington: Remington is another major firearms manufacturer that has been granted numerous patents for its various firearm designs and innovations.

5. Glock: While a relatively newer player in the firearms industry, Glock has been granted many patents for its innovative firearm designs, including the popular Glock pistol.

Again, it’s worth noting that patent filings and awards are constantly changing, so this list is not exhaustive and may not reflect the current state of the industry.

Yawn. Another laundry list that doesn’t answer the question. Some might be correct, but the ChatGPT software is guessing what’s popular, not researching and doing a simple search of patent records to assess numbers for popular companies. This should be a ranking.

Who Is The Most Prolific Living Firearms Inventor?

Determining the most prolific living firearms inventor is difficult, as there are many inventors who have contributed to the field and it’s hard to compare the number of patents filed by different inventors. That being said, here are some prolific living firearms inventors who have made significant contributions to the field:

1. Gaston Glock: Glock is the founder of the Glock company and is credited with inventing the Glock pistol, one of the most popular and innovative firearms in recent history. While Glock himself holds only a few patents, his company has filed many patents for its various firearm designs and innovations.

2. Eugene Stoner: Stoner was an American firearms designer who is best known for inventing the AR-15 rifle, which has been widely used by military and law enforcement agencies around the world. Stoner passed away in 1997, but his designs and innovations continue to be influential in the firearms industry.

3. John Browning: Browning was an American firearms designer who is considered one of the most innovative and influential inventors in the history of the industry. He is credited with inventing many popular firearms designs, including the Colt 1911 pistol, the Browning Automatic Rifle (BAR), and the M2 machine gun. While Browning passed away in 1926, his designs and innovations continue to be used and adapted in the industry today.

4. Paul Mauser: Mauser was a German firearms designer who is best known for inventing the Mauser rifle, one of the most successful and influential bolt-action rifles in history. While Mauser passed away in 1914, his designs and innovations continue to be used and adapted in the industry today.

Again, it’s worth noting that determining the most prolific living firearms inventor is challenging and there are many other inventors who have made significant contributions to the field.

Oops! It ignored “living” in my question. I was hoping to see one of my clients. It’s a fine list of famous firearms designers, and these all have important patents. But it’s four easy guesses and short bios, with no info on how prolific they were (imagine Stoner invented nothing but the M16 – he’d be important but not prolific).

How Do I Pick A Patent Attorney?

Choosing a patent attorney is an important decision, and there are several factors to consider when making your choice. Here are some steps you can follow to pick a patent attorney:

1. Look for a patent attorney who specializes in your field: It’s important to find a patent attorney who has experience in your specific field of invention. For example, if you have invented a new medical device, you’ll want to find a patent attorney who has experience with medical device patents.

2. Check the attorney’s credentials: Look for an attorney who is registered with the US Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) and has a strong academic and professional background. You can check the attorney’s credentials on the USPTO’s website or through your state’s bar association.

3. Consider the attorney’s experience: Look for an attorney who has experience in all aspects of the patent process, including drafting, filing, and prosecuting patent applications, as well as enforcing patents through litigation if necessary.

4. Read reviews and testimonials: Look for reviews and testimonials from past clients to get a sense of the attorney’s expertise, professionalism, and responsiveness.

5. Schedule a consultation: Many patent attorneys offer free consultations, which can give you an opportunity to discuss your invention and assess the attorney’s communication style and approach.

6. Consider the attorney’s fees: Patent attorneys typically charge hourly rates, so it’s important to ask about fees upfront and get a clear understanding of the costs involved in the patent process.

By considering these factors and doing your research, you can find a patent attorney who is a good fit for your needs and can help you navigate the patent process with confidence.

#1 makes my heart soar like a hawk. I’ve spent decades in a very narrow niche as a specialist, and hear this all the time. The rest are sensible. I’ll be happy to be judged by prospective clients with this advice.

How Do I Pick A Good Brand Name?

Choosing a good brand name is important for creating a strong brand identity and establishing your business in the marketplace. Here are some steps you can follow to pick a good brand name:

1. Make a list of words and concepts that describe your brand: Start by brainstorming a list of words and concepts that describe your brand, your products or services, and your target audience. Think about the key attributes that you want to convey through your brand name.

2. Make sure the name is distinctive and memorable: A good brand name should be distinctive and memorable, making it easier for people to remember and associate with your brand. Avoid generic or common names that may be easily confused with other brands.

3. Keep it simple and easy to pronounce: A good brand name should be simple and easy to pronounce, making it easy for people to say and remember. Avoid complex or difficult-to-spell names that may be confusing or hard to remember.

4. Check for availability and legal issues: Before finalizing your brand name, you should check to make sure that it is available for use and does not infringe on any existing trademarks or copyrights. You can use online trademark search tools to check for conflicts.

5. Test the name with your target audience: Once you have a shortlist of potential brand names, you can test them with your target audience to get feedback on their impressions and associations with the names.

6. Consider the long-term impact: A good brand name should be able to stand the test of time and grow with your business. Consider the long-term impact of your chosen name and make sure it aligns with your future goals and aspirations.

By following these steps and doing your research, you can choose a good brand name that represents your business and resonates with your target audience.

Excellent advice. Truly excellent. Nothing else to add, even though I explain things differently.

Who Is The Top Firearms Patent Attorney In The World?

Don’t try this at home if you have a fragile ego and are used to Google search results (I’m the top six items on Google right now for this exact question. Without naming names (and slightly embarrassed I actually typed “in the world”), I got:

1. A lecturer and publisher of a patent blog having nothing to do with firearms.

2. A non-existent person who yielded no results Googling “(first) (last) patent attorney”.

3. The chair of an IP acquisition firm having nothing to do with firearms or practicing patent law.

4. A patent attorney at a big law firm with no firearms references in his bio.

I learned here that this makes a good article even if ALL the facts are wrong. The article literally lied: “These are just a few examples of well-regarded patent attorneys who specialize in the firearms industry.” (Have mainstream journalists secretly being using this tool to maintain their own accuracy rate?) Moreover, I just read that a doctor asked ChatGPT for a medical report on a potential cause of certain symptoms, and it cited a medical journal article that did not exist. Scary.

To be sure, I asked the question another way, got four random names having nothing to do with firearms.

My Conclusions

It’s useful for some questions, and worthless or worse for others. I’ll leave it to the reader, but I hope you think that engaging stories and case studies make better and more illuminating reading.

The honest truth is that this AI tool benefited me this month by making my writing fast and easy, but didn’t benefit you because you didn’t get much useful information or entertainment about the subject, aside from seeing how Chat GPT works.

That suggests being wary of those who use it on you, while being open to using as a tool for yourself (“Write a silly poem in an employment context for a company Christmas card”).

Meanwhile, I’ll look forward to being in person at NRA in April, and hope to see you there.

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About the Author: Ben Langlotz

Ben Langlotz is the nation’s leading firearms patent and trademark attorney, and the author of Bulletproof Firearms Business: The Legal Guide to Success Under Fire. He is trusted by more firearms industry companies than any other lawyer or law firm in the nation, and is consistently ranked at the top of all attorneys in securing gun patents and gun trademarks.